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Name: Lency
Gender: Female


Interests: Castigating those who don't share my wack opinions, Gone With the Wind, pudding, man-hating, the color blue, paperclip angels, annoying nocturnal people in the mornings, Thomas Kincaide, The Color Purple
Expertise: Whining, sleeping, smelling weird, dodging work, freaking people out, lisping.
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Textiles


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Member Since: 9/29/2004

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Friday, March 25, 2005

Currently Playing
Primitive Enema
By Butt Trumpet
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Yall best pray fo me. I ate dis pack of powdered gravy I found in da parkin lot. Yall, I bes bustin boo boo like every thirty minutes, I think it was bad.


Friday, October 01, 2004

Currently Playing
Ghetto House Booty Tracks
By Michael Boogaloo Boyer
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Yall, I think my baby done run off, fo real.
Anyway, its been pretty blase' today. My cousin Sha'wan came up in here an got stabbed by Shakranda. They like that, all stabbing eachother all the time. Crazy fools, actin up. Then we all went to Friday church and drove around lookin for my baby. I had my dog whistle leanin out the window blowin it. It usually works, but I dunno.
Ill put some posters up on telephone poles sometime tonight and leave a bowl of food out for him on the step.
Oh yall! I almost forgot, I got me a new man. That trifilin female all tryin to take my man, so I stabbed him. Then he stabbed me back, so I guess we's even. Dat boy crazy. Oh Lord.
So I got me a new white man. His name Richard, he says he loves me and we gonna get a house together. We'll see.
If yall see my baby, holla at me.


Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Currently Playing
The Chipmunks - Greatest Hits
By The Chipmunks
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Thtay away from my man, wench! You think I's playin?! Keep playin. Thee what happenths...